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3rd January 2010, 02:21 PM
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So, my wife is 29yo and has stacked it on over recent years she probably weighs the same as me (98kg). TBH I was never really attracted to her "hotness" or body anyway, she just had heaps of other qualities that I was attracted to. One thing led to another and before you know it, here we are married with baby and living the family life.
Now, here is where it gets interesting. Her sister is HOT, a real sexy little thing. 21yo, 50kgs and sexy as! When ever we go to her house and my wife leaves the room, goes to toilet or whatever, the sister always manages to find her way onto my lap. Now, I'm sure she is just being friendly but I'm easily, ummm "excited" so I normally bar up pretty quickly. To avoid embarrassment I'll make an excuse to get up and get a drink, or do something to get her off my lap before she gets impaled on my raging rajah.
Anyway, on Christmas Day, she sat on my lap and I didn't get up. I just sat there - she sat there. I got hard in about 0.06 seconds and I don't why but I gave the old fella bit of a "throb" and she felt it against her ass. I could tell by the way she practically grinded herself back onto it that she knew it was there. My wife comes back into the room and makes a light hearted comment about us two sitting there and the little sister says "Don't be a sicko, he's the big brother I always wanted". She hopped off, smilled and slinked away leaving me with an uncomfortably massive FAT in my pants!
On New Years Eve we were house sitting for her as she was going out with her friends. My wife went out to pick up Pizza and the sister came out of the shower with just a towel around her and asked if I could rub moisturiser on her back. She sat on the edge of the lounge with her back to me, opened her towel, holding it against her chest and lent forward so I could rub this shit on her. I could see her ass crack and everything - IT WAS AWESOME. Obviously I got a tremendously hard stiffy. She then said something like "I couldn't ask just anyone to do this but you're like a brother so I don't mind".
When I was all done, she stood up reveleaing her totally tanned and naked back, ass and legs, and said "thanks" she looked back at me just as I was trying to "adjust" myself into a less dick breaking position. She giggled, looked down at my crotch and trotted off to get ready for her big night out. Soon after the wife arrives back and all's good.
So what is the go with this? She is hot and out of my league. How far would it go? Is she just an attention seeking whore? Is it just some sisterly rivalry thing going on? Does she really mean the "like a brother" comments? And if she does mean the "brother" comments, am I a total SICKO for having a sly wank this morning whilst totaly fixated on the "New Years Eve Moisturiser Incident"?
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3rd January 2010, 02:37 PM
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That's hot shit. I have a few theories that don't include her being a little whore (i think that's rough bro):
1. She's really that innocent and does see you as the older brother. Which is whack.
2. She's an average 21yo girl, not niave, she knows what she does to you and loves it cause she's a tease.
3. She's the above, and wants to push the boundaries to find out how keen you are, maybe see how far you want to go (could be bad)
4. She really wants to fuck her sisters husband, it's a challenge, maybe she's really keen on you, or maybe it's the thought of it being forbidden fruit.
5. She has no ill intentions but she doesn't realise sitting on your lap and letting you do these things is WRONG.
What you should have done was rub moisturiser on her back, then use your fingers to rub it down her sides, moved your hands further towards the front and rubbed your fingers down over the sides of her breasts, down past her hips and onto her thighs.
You gota explore this dude, HAHAHA
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3rd January 2010, 03:47 PM
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It's great if you don't get cought but it's your wife's sister she will talk.
If you want things to be good with the wife tell the young one when she tries to sit on you etc that your leg hurts just keep pushing her away.
Or if you need to go there start to tease her see how much she likes it, deny her what she is seeking and she will want you even more.
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3rd January 2010, 04:25 PM
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she's being a slag, probably just teasing enjopying her hotness and in her mind 'superiority' over her sister, possibly.
dunno if you fellas have sisters, i do and they do not rub your cock, get naked in front of you or ask you to rub ointment on their back straight out of the shower like that. in saying that you are not being treated like a "big brother"
give me a hook up, i'll be a dirty older brother if thats her thing
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3rd January 2010, 09:28 PM
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yeah she knows what she's doing lol. She's a female only guys are usually this dumb to do that by mistake haha
You really should have pushed the boundaries on this one! Buddy you dropped the ball and slipped up big time!!! So what if she says anything, deny everything!!!!! haha. What is she gna say? Oh i wanted moisturiser on my back so i asked your husband to do it and he felt me up. I dont think so. just make her out o be a crazy liar! hahaha
I think she is just going to be a prick teaser but if you can play it right and make her want it then you've got a good chance of putting this little hottie on the chopping block.
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3rd January 2010, 09:35 PM
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Look. You've both betrayed your wife anyway. I'm sure your wife wouldn't like her sister being massaged by her husband.
As for having sex. You could deny it and say she is just pissed cause u turned her down, but if she sees any birth marks, knows whether ur cut or not, how big you are, crooked dick, premature ejaculator or watever.... you're gone.
Just fuck her brains out and then if your wife finds out tell her she's a fat **** and she should have taken care of herself better. HAHAHA
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3rd January 2010, 09:41 PM
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Originally Posted by plexus
Look. You've both betrayed your wife anyway. I'm sure your wife wouldn't like her sister being massaged by her husband.
As for having sex. You could deny it and say she is just pissed cause u turned her down, but if she sees any birth marks, knows whether ur cut or not, how big you are, crooked dick, premature ejaculator or watever.... you're gone.
Just fuck her brains out and then if your wife finds out tell her she's a fat **** and she should have taken care of herself better. HAHAHA
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whoa little harsh at the end there remember it is his WIFE lol.
Chew that little bitches snatch until she has soaked the bed sheets with her cum hahha. Just dont learn any sex tricks from her and use them on your wife. could get you caught!
My missus is the hot sister! Her sister is a beast!!!! Not to mention a grumpy bitch! She would flatten me with out trying hahaha
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3rd January 2010, 09:59 PM
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HAHAHAHAHA. love it
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3rd January 2010, 10:44 PM
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Originally Posted by plexus
Look. You've both betrayed your wife anyway.
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I haven't betrayed her yet!
Have I?
I mean it's not like I did anything, maybe I accidently brushed the side of the sisters boobs when I worked the moisturiser into her skin. And yeah I cracked a fat, but I don't know if cracking a fat over a porno or a lap dance, or moisturising a sister-in-law is actual "betrayal". Is it?
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whoa little harsh at the end there remember it is his WIFE lol.
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Nah thats ok. It's the internet I'm not going to get bent out of shape by anyone's comments. If anything I guess if I felt sexually satisfied at home, I wouldn't entertain the thought of the sister-in-law. I wouldn't even consider going down on her and eating out her pretty little pus...... oops.
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3rd January 2010, 10:55 PM
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Haha. yeah don't take what i said to heart... im totes with you on this one.
i mean. what if you accidentally warmed up a bottle of oil in a cup of boiling water, then accidentally rubbed it all over her body, massaging her inner thighs, watching the sweet sweet nectar flow freely down her lips?
is that so bad?
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3rd January 2010, 11:09 PM
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have u got a photo for us to see what she looks like?
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3rd January 2010, 11:45 PM
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Seems to me like she is teasing you to the point where she wants you to make a move so she can reject and keep teasing you, i'd say back off and work things out with your wife.
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4th January 2010, 02:43 AM
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mate it was a test. simple.
and lay off the pizza
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4th January 2010, 10:11 AM
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Are we not allowed fantasies? 2 sisters could be 1 of them... hahaha
plex u should write them funny sex columns in picture mag lol
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4th January 2010, 03:45 PM
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Hahaha. I've written a few stories in my time ;-)
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4th January 2010, 08:53 PM
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Originally Posted by Tony Montana
I haven't betrayed her yet!
Have I?
I mean it's not like I did anything, maybe I accidently brushed the side of the sisters boobs when I worked the moisturiser into her skin. And yeah I cracked a fat, but I don't know if cracking a fat over a porno or a lap dance, or moisturising a sister-in-law is actual "betrayal". Is it?
Nah thats ok. It's the internet I'm not going to get bent out of shape by anyone's comments. If anything I guess if I felt sexually satisfied at home, I wouldn't entertain the thought of the sister-in-law. I wouldn't even consider going down on her and eating out her pretty little pus...... oops.
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GOD!!! That sister in law of yours seems to be either:
- A bitch who wants revenge on her sister.
- Horny **** which wants it real hard and finds you attractive (to the point she would betray her sister) 
- That shes so tight with her sister, shes even willing to go beyond the line to get you in big ass shit.
The 'big brother' about to moisturize the 'little ''hot'' sister' isn't what i find normal.
So that there could send out different messages, that is why if i was in that situation i would tease her, by gently, yet softly skimming her skin with the moisturizer and slowly going deeply through the side, so close to the tit that she would know and slowly yet gently moisturize the CURVES and the ASSSSS.
Now if all goes good from there, you'll know from there.
Also not to ruin anything, but pics or your 'lying'
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5th January 2010, 07:52 PM
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Lmao, sure its not her sister testing to see how faithful you are to your wife? 
I would say go for it, usually I wouldnt condone cheating in a relationship but from the way you worded your post it sounds as though you've pretty much made up your mind anyway lol
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5th January 2010, 09:19 PM
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I wish I could post a pic for all you perverts, just so you could understand the dick hardening dilema that I have. But that would be way TOO risky, you never know who's lurking and says "Hey! I know her!" So sorry, not happening guys.
Maybe some of you are right, maybe this is all just a "test", but I don't think so. My wife would have no reason to test me? I don't know, but I have a cunning plan! Maybe I should use reverse pyschology and put the shoe on the other foot! Could I be the one to put the young hottie sibling to the "test" and see how far she would go? I could test her and see if she would betray her older sister!
ah ha!
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5th January 2010, 10:52 PM
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That's the best plan... You could also do this:
Find a mate, and set up a script of emails explaining how your sister in law was flirting with you, asked you to put moisturiser on her and you were offended and not happy but you wanted to keep the peace.
Say in the email that it's insulting because you love your wife; what should i do?
your mate emails back saying its bullshit blah balh; you write back deeply affected by it and kind of angry; you dont want to tell your wife etc.
then. when you have all these emails... thats when you hatch your plan to test her out; if you fuck her you can call bullshit and after arguing just show her the emails... and she'll believe you, because in the emails to your mate you were "concerned" and asking for advice...
HAHA. SLAP THAT SHIZZ.
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6th January 2010, 10:36 AM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by plexus
That's the best plan... You could also do this:
Find a mate, and set up a script of emails explaining how your sister in law was flirting with you, asked you to put moisturiser on her and you were offended and not happy but you wanted to keep the peace.
Say in the email that it's insulting because you love your wife; what should i do?
your mate emails back saying its bullshit blah balh; you write back deeply affected by it and kind of angry; you dont want to tell your wife etc.
then. when you have all these emails... thats when you hatch your plan to test her out; if you fuck her you can call bullshit and after arguing just show her the emails... and she'll believe you, because in the emails to your mate you were "concerned" and asking for advice...
HAHA. SLAP THAT SHIZZ.
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you are a wise man Plex! a wise man hahaha
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